I love reading Christian jokes every now and then. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh? I know I certainly do.
Christian Jokes Designed To Make You Smile
Christian leaders need to laugh and know how to laugh. It’s important for the soul and for others who follow our lead. If everything is serious then, really, nothing is serious. It is for reasons like this Christian jokes should be read and shared often. And besides, they’re just plain funny!
So I hope you share these jokes in the social sharers at the top and bottom of this article. (hint hint)
If you think these are funny, you should also read this other list of
Gabriel continued, “And now we need all of the women to report to Mary and Martha on the other side of the gate.”
The women left while the men hurriedly formed two lines. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was seemingly unending. The line of men who were the true head of their household had just one man standing in it.
Gabriel said to the first line, “You men ought to be ashamed of yourselves. You were appointed to be the heads of your households and you have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you, there is only one man who obeyed.”
Then Gabriel turned to the lone man and asked, “How did you come to be in this line?”
The man sheepishly replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”
Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.” Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.”
I felt this was no accident, so I prayed … “Lord, it’s up to You. If You want me to have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery.”
And sure enough, on the eighth time around the block, there it was! God is so good!
A: a little before Eve…”
A: They raised Cain.
A: As long as he was Able.
A: When God told Adam and Eve to, “Go forth and multiply!”
A: Three! Because it is written “And Noah went forth onto the Ark!”
A: Pharaoh’s Daughter, because she went down to the Bank of the Nile and pulled out a profit.
A: Adam, Jesus, and Joshua the son of Nun.
A: That would be 2 Kings ate one.
A: “Bildad the Shu-hite” or “Nee-hi-Miah,” or “Peter who slept on his watch.”
A: “A Gupee” (agape means “love” in Greek)
A: Passion Fruit
A: the Cross word section
A: He takes the Tran-Sub Station
A: A Honda, because in the book of Acts it says, “the Apostles were all in one Accord.”
A: Sure, because he always talked about His pair-of-bulls.
A: Change? What do you mean change?
A: Well, first we need a committee to decide whether or not to change the light bulb. Then we need a committee to decide the process for changing the lightbulb. And finally we need a committee to select the number of people to carry out said process of changing the lightbulb.
A: Change? That’s my Mother’s lightbulb!
A: Change a light bulb with all that water around?
A: We believe the light bulb will be changed by faith, not by works that we do.
A: Exactly three. One to change the light bulb, one to hold the chair, and one to mix the drinks.
A: Well, you can change the light bulb or not change it, or just do an interpretive dance about light.
A: Whoa, slow down! We’re still burning candles around here.
A: None, they just wait for the “inner light.”
Ha! Leave a comment below with any Christian Jokes you know. I’d love to read them!
* Image credit: Mark Lauman via Creation Swap