Charles Specht

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I am so proud to be able to say that I have never used a lame pick up line with a girl. (Please, don’t ask my wife. Shh!)

Christian pick up lines are funny, awkward, cheesy, and if I ever hear my sons use them when they get older I’ll disown them in the blink of an eye! (Either that or use it on my wife and see if it works. LOL.)

Men…ladies…are you guilty of ever using lame Christian pick up lines like these? Hilarious!

PS: I wrote a follow-up article to this one that gives 25 more epic Christian Pick Up Lines (Part 2).

Click here to read it now!

  1. I would part the Red Sea for you.
  2. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.
  3. What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
  4. Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
  5. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  6. 10% of me is 100% certain that I can give you 10% of my heart forever.
  7. I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.
  8. For you I would slay two Goliaths!
  9. Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.
  10. You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.
  11. The word says to ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; So how about dinner tonight?
  12. You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
  13. Do you want to be accountability partners?
  14. On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
  15. I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.
  16. I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you. (Um, careful, you stalker.)
  17. I don’t know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
  18. I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent’s basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
  19. Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
  20. You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
  21. You are perfect, except with all the sin.
  22. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. (I tried this on my wife and…um…it didn’t work.)
  23. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
  24. You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
  25. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
  26. It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
  27. If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair!
  28. Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
  29. Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you. (Um, careful, this one could get you arrested.)
  30. Look, you’re nearly 22. Most christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.

PS: I wrote a follow-up article to this one that gives 25 more epic Christian Pick Up Lines (Part 2).

Click here to read it now!

CONFESSION TIME: In the comments section below, write down any Christian pick up lines you have ever used…or that someone used on you. Do it!

* Image credit: Forrest Cavale (Creation Swap)

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  2. Raven says

    Well I go to Christian college but I am an atheist. This morning I received the pick up line number 9. I don’t know where this going, but I love mystery boxes. Thank you for letting me know that is a pick up line.

    • Charles Specht says

      Thanks for leaving a note, Raven. 

      So someone told you this one huh?: Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.
      That’s funny.

      It’s interesting that you go to a Christian school but you’re an atheist. Is there a particular thought or idea about why you don’t believe in God?

  3. AnnieSpivey458 says

    I love pick up lines! No one has ever used one on me, but if the right guy did I am sure I would marry him! Haha.

    I put the stud in Bible study. 

     I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you!

    I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

    Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

    My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits

    Hey girl, I heard you where looking for a knight in shining armour and I happen to be wearing the full armour of God

    Hey girl. I’d give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus. You can have my number though.

    You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes…we just might be a miracle. 

    that’s all I have for now. 🙂

  4. Sarah says

    Haha! These cracked me up! Thanks for brightening my evening! Alex had some good ones, too! If he would use those pick-up lines, i don’t think he would be single lol

  5. guest says

    I stumbled upon this blog and thought I would add a few of my favorite.
    – Hey girl, how would you like to join my purpose driven life
    – Hey girl, if I walk around you 7 times will you fall for me?
    – Hey girl, I heard God called you. Can I do the same?
    – It took God 7 days to make the world, but it will only take 7 digits for you to change mine.
    – Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

  6. bibleSTUDy dude says

    Might just want to save a few of these for your wedding night…
    – You, me, song of solomon remix.
    – (For guys) Can I have my rib back?
    – (For girls) Would you like your rib back?

  7. JesusFreakLJC says

    Hey Charles,
    Let Alex know that I’m single and, althought it wasn’t a Christian pickup line, I was once told that I have a ‘great eyebrow’. My friend who was with me said, “You do realize that she has two, right??” Lol

  11. Faith says

    Hihi pick uplines…the Christian ones are my favourite..especially this one;

    Heyy.. I was reading through the Book of Numbers today and I realised that I didn’t have yours.. 😉

    Thanks for the bkog, God bless!!!

  12. Grace says

    A creepy ‘xtian’ guy I knew in my neighbourhood was kinda getting spiffed I wasn’t warming up to his ‘meaningful’ looks as expected. So one day he cornered me & made his intentions obvious. I let him know I was not interested. He proceeded to declare that “It is I, do not be afraid”

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